Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with your wife,
Well don't throw in the towel 'cause there's a place right down the block,
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moes (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug, can warm you like a hug,
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe's away.